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windmill

To use your body to swing your penis in a circular motion, hands may be moved in a amusing way to distract gay people from looking at the penis. Very often used accompanied by beeing nekkid.
Gentlemen, whip out your dicks and WINDMILL THOSE BASTARDS!
by chalK May 8, 2005
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windmill dance

An ingenious dance created by Mr. Molly
IF YOU LACK ANY OF THE FOLLOWING IT MIGHT BE HARD TO DO THIS DANCE: toes, calfs, knees, thighs, hips
Repeats do the windmill as you bend yourself to a highlighted point of the body.
Then you strut your stuff and have a mass fun palooza
Hey Mr. Molly..
LETS DO THE WINDMILL DANCE!
"do the windmill, do the windmill, do the windmill.....AND STRUT YOUR STUFF!"
by Sophie and Brookiepants November 12, 2006
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windmill

A drink: first the drinker takes a double-shot of Windsor (or any cheap whiskey) then drops another double-shot of Windsor (or any cheap whiskey) into a full mug of beer and chugs it.
Hey dude wanna get together drink a few windmills maybe die?
by brosof525 September 30, 2010
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WindMilled

When a male is performing sexual intercourse with another male by sitting on his lap and the force from the bouncing cause the top male's penis to spin like a windmill.

Meatspin.com
Hey Jim! Why are you in such a good mood today?

Jim: Oh man! I got windmilled by a 9 incher last night!
by Navychief929 August 1, 2016
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The Dutch Windmill

This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.

Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)

and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.

And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"

Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 29, 2009
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windmill

While penetrating a female from behind, the arms are swung around in a circular motion. After 4 or 5 revolutions, the hands are laid forcefully on the ass cheeks, creating a loud "SMACK".
"My girl loves it when I give her the windmill."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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Scottish windmill

A sexual act in which the male partner twirls his penis over his partner, hitting them each time it passes.
This act can be done standing or sitting. This is the Scottish windmill
by King160 August 21, 2014
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