Benson

A small project manager.

Dan is such a Benson

by Not Dan Man August 5, 2024

National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

Benson

When you are about to fire someone if they don't do something to help or for you.

Person 1: "I don't want to do that!"

Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"

Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"

Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"

Person 1: "Kys nigga"

by bensontheparkmanager July 18, 2025

Benson

And irritating ass bitch that derserves no love and should die alone. He’s he’s most likely a nappy headed bitch and claims he is half black but is actually full white. Benson is mean and disrespectful to his favorite friend Lola. He does not appreciate her and that is why Lola ends up murdering him.

“Fuck Benson”

by Lola Morton December 7, 2021

william benson

Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late

Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it

by Bobba Fettish December 2, 2017

Benson Milam

Thinks he’s the shit and all he does is make people feel and for no reason. He’s cheated on almost everyone he’s dated and then always goes behind his friends back and says shit ab them

Have you heard of benson milam? Yeah that fake ass bitch

by Longdong4206969 March 12, 2019

Benson

The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.

Loser of the game has to do a benson

by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021