Wattpadian 

Someone who doesn’t have a life outside of Wattpad

Someone:why do u look so tired ?

Wattpadian: I was up all night reading fanfics on Wattpad

Someone : omgosh u literally don’t have a life outside of Wattpad

Wattpadian by MaxGoof December 24, 2019

Wattpadiness 

wattpadiness (n.):

1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually directed towards the fanfiction side of Wattpad.

(person 1)"oh, I was on Wattpad earlier and you'll never guess what the comments were saying."
(person 2)"let me guess, people were commenting weird faces again?"
(person 1)"worse, people were making lenny faces for no reason."
(person 2)"eh, it's not that bad, it's just the wattpadiness, y'know."

Wattpadiness by Queer_Pings September 29, 2020

Wattpadding 

Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.

P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING

(Not in a relationship)
P1:You're so cute when you're mad
P2:Don't Wattpad me.

Wattpadding by Dementiapatient June 24, 2023

whattpad rap

Rap music containing explicit lyrics appealing to the female gaze.

- My girlfriend says that Saint Levant’s new song turns her on.

- The song “Very few friends” ? No wonder, people call it “Whattpad rap” on Tiktok.

whattpad rap by ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ December 13, 2022

Wattpadiness 

Wattpadiness (n.):

1. the wacky, funny, messed up, and sometimes very disturbing things that for some reason everybody loves that you can only find on Wattpad, usually used when talking about the fanfiction community on wattpad.

"Dude, have you seen how much Wattpadiness there is in the comments of this book?"

Wattpadiness by Queer_Pings September 29, 2020

wattpadsyn 

your mom

"Childe?" "yourmom wattpadsyn" I'm gloglogagalabb

wattpadsyn by gloglogagalabb March 8, 2022

wattpadsyn 

The horniest and best mutual ever.

I love wattpadsyn childe videos

wattpadsyn by liycl March 8, 2022