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Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
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Get the poor man’s hand warmer mug.Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
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Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."
2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
by 970gayboy May 27, 2010
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Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 16, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pipe Warmer mug.A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.
*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
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