milk wagons

female breasts

"Check out those milk wagons."

by Jason F. February 10, 2004

Wagon ruts

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.

1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."

by cmoney55 September 19, 2011

douche wagon

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.

"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"

by Kasie H December 27, 2007

Onceler Wagon

A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.

"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg

by wonanee July 3, 2008

cheese wagon

A typical, yellow school bus.

We're going to school on the cheese wagon.

by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003

Fagen Wagon

A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.

A car driven by a poof

A car that is not driven by a straight man

A car you would not drive to church

A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south

A car you drive in San Francisco

A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay

Hey look! That car is pretty gay looking, must be a Fagen Wagon.

by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022