vertica

A very small gremlin child that thinks they’re tall but in actuality they are very smol, also very annoying

Wow you are acting like such a vertica today!

by VerticaHater February 25, 2022

vertijoe

a spinning sensation or loss of balance caused by telling lies

Joe was telling me about his cancer treatment and fell to the ground, he was suffering from Vertijoe

by Poetic Justice Unplugged July 29, 2023

ass-vertisment

Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011

Dick vertigo

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016

Swein-Vertikoff Effect

The usage of a made up word or term in a way that meaning can be believed to be understood by the reader.

A prime example of the Swein-Vertikoff Effect was the usage of the term Swein-Vertikoff Effect.

by Prof Vertikoff August 11, 2019

vertical ass

the process by which someones ass suddenly appears ultra long when they wear high-wasited jeans.

"shit man, DJ Tanner has such bad vertical ass"

by vicky p May 3, 2006