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Vanessa

Vanessa is either the chick you hate like the plague or the funniest girl that you'll always want to be around. There's almost no in-between. If she's your friend, she's often a dumb bitch that you love till the ends of the earth. She's funny, and sweet, but she'll most probably be tired of your shenanigans after a while.
"Is that Vanessa?"
"Yeah, i hate that bitch."

"Hi nessaaaaaa"
"Shut up,"
by That one ugly mf May 21, 2022
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a sassy, outgoing, and straight A kinda student. She is a type of person that doesn’t rely on anybody. She is super independent and can get things done on her own. Vanessa LOVES cats and many other crazy animals also.
Shelly: “Vanessa got straight A’s, I wish I was that smart..”

Mia: “UGh.. same, she’s so perfect!”
by RobloxGirl06 April 13, 2018
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Vanessa

Lover of small fish. e.g. Nemo (Not a Shark!!)

Often located in the area known as Thrupp.
NemoVanessa
by The Weazel February 5, 2010
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a normally a girls name this one has beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair that becomes lighter in sunlight she is very stubborn and always sleeps but when she is up and hyper she is just so amazing she will put a smile on everyone’s face and when she does it won’t go away
Friend: Hey Vanessa you should come outside.
Vanessa: Nooo I’m going to go sleep
Friend: Pleaseee
Vanessa: No I’m tired
Friend: Okay....
by loving_peaches July 29, 2019
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a Vanessa

(or "Pulling a Vanessa")

When a public figure acts one way, knowing somewhere in the back of their mind that there is evidence of substance suggesting something WAY different about their private life.
The Classic was done by Vanessa Williams, who while seeking the crown of Miss America back in the 80's, somehow forgot that she had posed for some seriously explicit pics with another woman...not quite the squeaky clean, all american chick image they were trying for. Not just nekkid...ACTION shots.

Hence a public figure who has established a career based on morality, then is revealed to have a strong attraction to rubber ducks...a VERY strong attraction...could be known as "Pulling a Vanessa". Only usually, they don't sing as well...
by Lisa Shields December 14, 2008
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a person that is socially awkward and a great personality,she might be shy but she’ll open up to you if she’s talks to you more, When Vanessa loves someone she will fall hard for them and loves them for a long time,Vanessa is nerdy at times and someone that will live you more them she loves herself
Random person: I’m hanging with Vanessa

Other: that sounds nice she’s pretty sweet
by VSSS September 16, 2018
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a baller, that is also a gamer fortnite and she is a baddie and also a thug. #thuglife.
Vanessa is a baller
by Personnnn123123 July 22, 2018
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