Valorant

The most annoying game on the planet but still fun

Valorant is so annoying and bad but is so addicting

by Zxulh February 07, 2022

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Pot-valor

Courage gained from being alcoholically drunk.

That karaoke singer definitely has some pot-valor. He sounds terrible!

by CoralR March 17, 2022

Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023

Asim is bad at valorant

A word that is often used to describe how much better progamerryan is at valorant. Asim Sariay really thinks hes good lol that bozo.

Asim, Ben is better than you at Valorant. (lol jk its actually progamerryan) Asim is bad at valorant
(cringe reyna instalocker xd)

by progamerrryan September 25, 2022

Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"

"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."

by Kaiser Pepe :^) November 26, 2023

Valorant Buff

A Buff that makes the receiver a million times better at the game valorant.

Wow Julia really gave Zach the good ol' Valorant buff he's cracked.

by thevalbuff January 01, 2022