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vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.
James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.
by Drea88 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.
my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.
by PaaWan June 10, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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