jab up your butt

Say quickly so as to be reminiscent of "Jabba The Hutt". A Proctologist.

Since I am over 40, I have to see "Jab up your butt" every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram, Proctologist/Asstronut August 11, 2006

Fungus up Your Bungus

What is irritating that person that they are so annoying you don't want to be around them.

The other way to define it is "What's crawling up your ass!"

Hey man, is there a fungus up your bungus today?

by JillsCrazyPlace February 3, 2010

up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

Whats up your goat?

Whats your goat means " what is wrong with you"

Milsey approaches liss and says hey liss what are you doing.
Liss ignores milsey and milsey then says "What is up your goat "?
whats up your goat?

by liss_misley_mad January 17, 2012

Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole

Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted

by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016

ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Rustle up your shanks

Country word for get a move on.

Dinner's at sundown if you want something to eat you better make hace and rustle up your shanks..

by Zoe89 December 1, 2009