blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

by Eluu December 31, 2016

stick it up your ass and rotate

1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.

2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..

1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.

(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!

2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?

(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.

(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!

by TheMaleMuteKid May 5, 2005

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 December 11, 2007

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

Runner Runner Up The Ass

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.

Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.

by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018