National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

beat up kuborblx day

On January 2nd you can beat up kubo and he will not fight back, because he's a dumbass.

guy 1: hey it's beat up kuborblx day!
guy 2: oh yeah i forgot! let's doxx him and fly to his home to beat him up!
guy 1: yes!!! great idea!!

by kuborblx December 7, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes

by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021