Typical Tittie

Someone who is more basic than a tit, everyone loves them but they're just such a typical tit.

Jaeda: julianna your so basic

Julianna: your even more basic than a typical tittie

by Typical.Tittie May 20, 2021

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

Typical English Girl

Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.

Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal

I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.

Yup thats a Typical English girl.

by Howzittttttt August 26, 2019

typical bannerman pupil

The catchphrase of the LEGENDARY jonesy boy-- a wee prick, bam

"You typical Bannerman Pupil, you!" - Mr Jones

by Typical Bannerman Pupil June 12, 2021

Typical White Boy

The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.

Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!

Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?

by Milquetoast August 28, 2023

Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

Typical Tuson

Someone from south england, typically liskard, that spends his money on ridiculous things such as gucci shoes and razer phones. By the way he speaks like a janner.

"Hey you know our mate? He's wearing gucci shoes."

"What a typical tuson"

by TypicalTuson December 9, 2017