Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.
Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.
by I like Hot Pockets May 05, 2021
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Twelve is the age after eleventeen.
That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.
by squilliamfancybuns December 26, 2017
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A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".
"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."
by CringyKrypton May 10, 2018
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a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.
Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 18, 2024
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the age of most children who play fortnite
Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!
by dufixuonsfos February 17, 2019
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A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.
I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).
by Shilp February 11, 2022
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how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve
by theloloman March 16, 2021
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