Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
by Bootbaghandle June 05, 2010
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tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.
I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.
by Big whale blowhole February 26, 2017
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tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.
Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."
by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012
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chicken tubbing

when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.
Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”
by cynthiarolling September 25, 2020
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positive tub

positive tub refers to someone who is joyful and kind. They are quite energetic and grateful. They are very fun to be around
kara and tilly are such positive tubs!’
by omg sis January 18, 2021
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Ripping Tub

Ripping Tub

Lets go rip some tub bro
by adrianaaabud October 11, 2018
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Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.
Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.
by Brian Daggett April 23, 2016
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