The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015
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The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 18, 2023
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The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
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When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 4, 2020
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Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.
At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.
by cjjj8 July 31, 2021
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When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking
by Glennybustrips December 19, 2017
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