towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!

by Mrgnar October 9, 2016

Tow truck gang

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day

Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work

by Tow truck gang January 29, 2018

ching chow bing a wing ting tow

an asian dude speaking english ching chow bing a wing ting tow

ching chow bing a wing ting tow

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta

Tow tips of waves are...

by تحفيظ October 11, 2020