armchair tourist

Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view

Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist

by Geyserburd November 7, 2023

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015

Gamer Tourist

Someone who only visits places in games

"Oh what a gamer tourist he is!" "I've never been to California, I'm more of a gamer tourist"

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Tourist

A person or persons who negatively interact with a community, typically a fandom, despite being uneducated in the subject matter. These people usually insert themselves with blanket statements as a mean to justify bad-faith criticism.

A: You're a tourist who hasn't even read the book, so why do you care?
B: That tourist doesn't know what they're talking about.

by whistleblower7278727 March 22, 2025

Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.

Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020