Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.

"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."

by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

Tourist or Chatroom Tourist

A chatroom tourist is any new to the room chatter or "newb" who comes in trying to troll or generally make a nuisance of themselves. Usually a person every regular chatter dislikes or trolls immediately.

Also, A chatroom tourist or tourist for short, is a new chatter who instead of being themselves takes on a fake persona to gain friends in the chat, or complains about how things normally run and tries to change them.

"Tourist" enters the room.
Reg or Regular: the chat died :(
"Tourist": chats can't die.

"Chatroom Tourist" enters the room.
Reg: ****
"Tourist": don't swear, go to church, be a christian.

Also, Someone who tries to force their beliefs on others, while not intending to ever come back to the chat...which is generally just being Annoying.

Tourist or Chatroom tourist enters the room:
Regs are playing a game(all chats have some regular daily game,..whether its riddles, random naming or association games...there's always one)
Tourist: u shuldn't play thiz game unless u r stupid or somthing.

(Tourist usually gets insulted, usually starts spamming and then gets booted)

by TheWoof March 28, 2010

Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.

Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010

spine tourist

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
See also: backyard gardener

Jack is such a spine tourist. He's travelled so many spines he needs a new passport.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015

Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.

Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

by 2rubloo June 17, 2018

Tourist(chinky)

A very chinky tourists who likes to eat dogs on a regular basis and is regularly seen near the ruins of feniscowles trying to catch little kiddies for his Chinese factories

"Fucking keep it down MILES you Chubster I think chinkys"

"What that tourist that eats FuCkinG DoGS On A ReGUlaR BaSIs"

"Yh, so stfu or else he will send us of to China with all the other kids"

Tourist(chinky)

by Nig nog my names nigga jigga July 25, 2019