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double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?
by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017
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Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."
by Wig eater October 4, 2024
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Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”
by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022
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Eyebrow toucher

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure
by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023
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Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011
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Toucher

A very rare name pronounced (Two-cher).
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
“Oh hey, isn’t that Toucher over there? Let’s go say hi.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
by woohimoohi November 20, 2023
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Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.
That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...
by Catanablade August 6, 2020
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