toucher de l'herbe

toucher de l'herbe (noun) - one who enjoys or has touched grass in their lifetimes at least once; one who actually goes outside and enjoys the world outside
toucher de l'herbe (adjective) - with the ability to enjoy the outside world
toucher de l'herbe (verb) - to touch or have had touched grass; to enjoy real life
toucher de l'herbe (adverb) - in a way completed while touching grass

Holy cow! There's no need to be toucher de l'herbe here! I can't believe you fell for it!

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023

Flame toucher

Shilo

Shilo is such a flame toucher

by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020

Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent

“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”

by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022

Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent

“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”

by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022

Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.

J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.

by anonymous April 16, 2022