Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.
J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.
by April 16, 2022
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double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.
Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?
by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017
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turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
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Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.
That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...
by Catanablade August 07, 2020
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 03, 2021
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