african toothpaste 

When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth

Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while

Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.

Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!

african toothpaste by Katie Mesaros March 26, 2008

the devils toothpaste 

When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.

Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”

the devils toothpaste by Theravenclaw November 1, 2017

Purple Toothpaste 

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

Purple Toothpaste by Jreefer October 4, 2008

reverse toothpaste

When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.

That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste

reverse toothpaste by obZen. January 26, 2016

Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis

My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.

Sloppy toothpaste by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

Tuba toothpaste by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

Hillbilly Toothpaste 

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

Hillbilly Toothpaste by JMCComedy November 23, 2020