catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh
*LATER*
catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot
me: buy a dress duh
*LATER*
catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot
by xx.dolans.xx May 20, 2019
he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.
by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022
A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".
by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019
He is the WORST but ngl is kinda hot but he is the guy my partner is obsessed with. Tom Holland sucks
by Queerling dude Noah May 03, 2022
A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.
by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019
Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute
by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 02, 2019