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bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.
Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.
by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious
“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“
by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019
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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
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survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail
example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall
by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019
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