Shank

To wank while shitting, honestly.

guy1: Oh man, that shit was taking forever so i deceided to shank.

guy2: Thank you for that mental picture....

by shank-head July 29, 2009

Shank

To ignore, not pay attention, to diss. One can be shanked via eye contact, phone call, meeting, etc. Say your walking down the hallway in school and up ahead is your buddy who you really don't want to talk to. As he approaches, you keep looking straight ahead and ignore him. That kid just got shanked hardcore. You can also verbally shank by ignoring any question thats asked.

1. Bob recieves a phone call from his girlfiend Melissa. He is out with his boys drinking. He hits the ignore button on his phone... That bitch just got shanked!

Shanking possibilities are unlimited!!

by [e-mail] April 9, 2006

Shank

A type of giant wooden boats used in ancient Africa that acted as a war ship, usually armed with large bastilion like artillery.

The shank hio'g dimosh (the great push) was recovered from the bottom of the sea in 1992 and was dated back to the 900's.

by ichhoremusik December 28, 2005

Shank

To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).

"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"

by Jizzy P. April 23, 2010

shank

to run up behind someone and yank there pants down, underoos and all.

Eww, Dave got shanked.

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

shank

To go to the toilet, in particular, a shit, and have a wank as well

"i've just had the best shank ever bob!"

by Damo Williams July 30, 2008

shanked

To hit a golf ball off the hozel of the club making it go almost directly to the right if you are a righty, or left if you are lefty.

Golfer 1-"Nice hozel rocket big guy!"

Golfer 2-"Whatever I've only shanked it once in my career."

by J-Dot July 29, 2008