by G-reg319 March 17, 2011
People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster February 16, 2006
by Glen Beck is a douchebag August 28, 2010
george w. bush and dick cheney are douchebags
by HornyFirecracker August 02, 2009
by Saharalea November 24, 2009
A person who tries overly hard to be cool. (someone cool is just cool, they don't have to try) Also known as the pretty-boy poser. He's that guy or that group of guys who all look the same because they follow the latest trend. They appear almost metrosexual but aren't. The only sense of style they have is from what they see in magazines or what they see everyone else wear. They will let on that they were the ones who came up with that style first.
by FaZiLLaH June 08, 2006
Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.
by SD Revenge January 04, 2011