ferrari strategy

term used when your life is absolutely and completely fucking with you

hows your life bro?
its a fucking ferrari strategy
im sorry bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

ferrari strategists

a bunch of twats

my life is made by ferrari strategists bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

Devil's Ferrari

Any person, thing, or decision that is sure to lead you quickly to evil/ruin or may possibly cause all hell to break loose.

Daughter: "I'm thinking about getting tik tok."
Mother: "Don't even think about it! That app is the Devil's Ferrari."

Boy: "I was thinking about asking ___ out for ice cream."
Friend: "Her? No man, she's the Devil's Ferrari."

by GOAT@the_dry_cleaners April 25, 2023

ferrari testarossa

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

do a ferrari

to fuck something up really badly

they ought to do a ferrari this weekend, its unevitable

by dasdsagdfd September 4, 2022

Duece Ferrari

A caffeine fueled stripper with a name that might be compensating for something

Welcome to the stage, DUECE FERRARI!!

by CSOPUS October 28, 2022

Ferrari pain

One of the worst pains: When something looks so promising, but goes to absolute shit somehow.

I need to stop watching F1 I am suffering a lot from Ferrari pain!

by jirikara November 6, 2022