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Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")
This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler
by Bandit.o December 13, 2016
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timidi

1. a feeling of anger towards a person or object
2. jack
You have been timidified!
or
Timidi, want to fight is it?
by Serendib June 4, 2003
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Moose - Taming

Moose's are the largest members of the deer family, about the size of a horse. They have thick coats of long, dark-brown hair, humped shoulders, and long thin legs.

However, don't be fooled by this creatures peaceful appearance as they can be highly aggressive. A Moose can charge for no reason at all without warning. If this ever occurs to you, remember the three simple steps to stop the moose charging. This is called Taming The Beast.

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How Do You Tame The Beast?

-When the Moose charges at you carry out these three steps.

1) Choose your thigh which you want to attack, preferably one of the back two thighs as this is where most power comes from.

2) Assume the position - Do this by raising your hand just above your head.

3) TAME - Now run towards the beast, swing your arm round to gather momentum and then slap the palm of your hand on the animals thigh whilst shouting TAME THE BEAST.

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This should cause the animal to withdraw from attack. However, if the animal continues to attack continue to tame with increasing power and force. In the area occurrence in which the beast does not withdraw, grab hold of its antlers and go, ‘Yee-Haa’.

WARNING: Only carry out this in times of desperation.
Taming The Beast should ALWAYS be the last resort as it is an extremely dangerous task to carry out.

There are many ways to prevent a Moose from charging:

- Don't shout abuse at these creatures.
- Always give eye-contact.
- Always treat them with respect.
- Never poke them with large sticks.
- Hunting them WILL result in injury from the moose.
- Do not try and dress them.
- Yelling insults will increase the risk of a charge by 570%
- NEVER throw objects at them unless you have a death wish.
by Pop & Fresh January 11, 2005
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Big Timing

The Act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call.
"I called you three times yesterday, what are you Big Timing me?"

"You better not Big Time me when I call, asshole!"
by k-10 August 9, 2006
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pussy taming

The transition of a relationship from the female calling all the shots to the male calling all the shots.

Pussy taming happens because originally the male desperately wants to hook up with the female and get as much of her pussy as he can. He will do whatever it takes to do so, following her every whim; this is often termed being 'pussy whipped'. After a while he becomes confident he can have sex with her whenever he wants, so no longer has to bow to her needs. However, by this stage she has become emotionally attached and actually wants to maintain the relationship, while his lower emotional involvement now gives him the upper hand. Effectively her pussy has been tamed. The term is a derivation from lion taming.

Pussy taming can also happen in lesbian relationships as the balance of power changes between partners.
Jesse: Yo, we should totally ask Gaz to come to the ball game with us.
Harvey: Waste of time man, he's too pussy whipped by that bitch Kiandra.
Jesse: No dude, not any more.
Harvey: What happened man? They broken up?
Jesse: Nah dude, he's been pussy taming that bitch. He'll come for sure.
by Reggie the Educator April 9, 2013
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tiding

1) See tide; Placing weed in a pile with a credit card before the tuck, only to do it all over again after the tuck until the cigar is full of green.
Lil' Tee: Where's Shay Shay at?
Young Hustler: Oh, he over there tiding and tucking that weed so we can do this smoke shit.
by Cotton Mouth April 1, 2005
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night timing

when an a group of friends decide to sneak out and have a good time together
Izzy picked me , my cousin up, so we can all go night timing around the city
by eliseob January 25, 2009
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