Scumbag Thursday

The day of the week that cocaine addicts use to justify doing more cocaine than usual.

Bro, you’re doing coke again? I’m worried about you!

Dude, it’s just Scumbag Thursday. After this I’m done!

by Pauly 2Lines March 23, 2023

Stuck on a Thursday

when a situation happens on a Thursday and a person doesn't know how to let go of the fucking situation

Nick " did you hear what happen to her on Thursday? "
Jonah " yeah I still think she's gonna be stuck on a Thursday for awhile"

Nick " The situation was dumb tho "

by RockDash May 18, 2018

Thursday McGirts

Being so extremely sexy and jacked it turns other men into submissive and breedable cucks

All the guys and girls are on his Cock because he’s a Thursday Mcgirts

by Livpoo November 13, 2021

Comfy Thursday

When you dress as comfy as possible on a thursday. This is done to get you through the week and to that oh so wanted FRIDAY!

Dude its going to be a Comfy Thursday!!!

by Granola Jesus February 03, 2011

Thursday Shadow

Similar to the condition of 5 O'Clock Shadow in men, Thursday Shadow describes the built up growth of peach fuzz on the face of a pubescent boy who shaves once a week.

Man, I really need to shave.

Yeah dude, you got a bad case of thursday shadow.

by Ash12345612034 March 16, 2011

Marathon Thursday

A all day event from sun rise to sunrise or 6 am to 6 am. all day drinking.if u dont make it to ten pm ur a pussy. you must drink alcohol non stop, all day for college students only twice every year once in november and then july.

hey tmmrw marathon thursday im gonna get shit face

naw man its a marathon not a sprint

pussy

by mister college October 31, 2010

dry thursday

noun
the thursday before payday.

I planned a date for tonight totally forgetting it was my dry thursday!

by some-random-guy November 18, 2018