Thursday Shadow

Similar to the condition of 5 O'Clock Shadow in men, Thursday Shadow describes the built up growth of peach fuzz on the face of a pubescent boy who shaves once a week.

Man, I really need to shave.

Yeah dude, you got a bad case of thursday shadow.

by Ash12345612034 April 2, 2011

Scumbag Thursday

The day of the week that cocaine addicts use to justify doing more cocaine than usual.

Bro, you’re doing coke again? I’m worried about you!

Dude, it’s just Scumbag Thursday. After this I’m done!

by Pauly 2Lines March 23, 2023

Thursday McGirts

Being so extremely sexy and jacked it turns other men into submissive and breedable cucks

All the guys and girls are on his Cock because he’s a Thursday Mcgirts

by Livpoo November 13, 2021

Stuck on a Thursday

when a situation happens on a Thursday and a person doesn't know how to let go of the fucking situation

Nick " did you hear what happen to her on Thursday? "
Jonah " yeah I still think she's gonna be stuck on a Thursday for awhile"

Nick " The situation was dumb tho "

by RockDash June 6, 2018

Comfy Thursday

When you dress as comfy as possible on a thursday. This is done to get you through the week and to that oh so wanted FRIDAY!

Dude its going to be a Comfy Thursday!!!

by Granola Jesus February 22, 2011

Marathon Thursday

A all day event from sun rise to sunrise or 6 am to 6 am. all day drinking.if u dont make it to ten pm ur a pussy. you must drink alcohol non stop, all day for college students only twice every year once in november and then july.

hey tmmrw marathon thursday im gonna get shit face

naw man its a marathon not a sprint

pussy

by mister college October 31, 2010

Fish on Thursdays

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.

"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."

by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014