Thien

The God of Thienism. Also referred as 'Chua'. You don't fuck with him...he fucks with you.

Double Rainbow Guy: It's a double rainbow!

Thien: No, that's a double pineapple.

Double Rainbow Guy: It's almost looking like a triple rainbow now.

Thien: Hey, titties or get the FUCK out.

Random Japanese Guy: My VCR is broken, and my cwock is still bwinking.

Thien: You don't fuck with me! I fuck with you...

by xChua July 28, 2010

bright eyed and bushy tailed

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006

carpet thief

1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)

2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.

3. Aladdin

4. A badass person

rock on, carpet thief

"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"

"Carpet thief that shit, man."

by snikle March 5, 2007

sugar thief

Old lady who goes into Burger King and steals all of the sugar packets.

One who commits sugar theft is a sugar thief.

by Bob Tracy December 8, 2004

panty thief

Some one who steals Underware at any chance they can get for there own pleasure

Mr D.Rainey stole Staci's Underware last night what a Panty Thief

Mr D.Rainey was caught stealing Underware off washinglines in my street damn Panty Thief

by kapc June 29, 2006

thelema

Greek for "will" or "intention". Will in the sense of True Will as opposed to self will. Used by followers of Aleister Crowley's system of magick.

It is my Thelema to bed the Scarlet Woman.

by A Frater August 19, 2003

Friend thief

when you introduce 2 of your good friends to each other, and they both leave you behind and spend more time with each other

"Jim introduced chris to sophie, and they got on well. so well in fact that they left jim behind! Chris and sophie are both friend thiefs"

by chim chimmity January 19, 2009