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The Clothing Theory

The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory
by fratstar 24 August 30, 2010
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The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
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Lego Theory

A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.

An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.

The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.
By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.
by reactor20 September 9, 2016
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Boomerang Theory

The idea that a person will be close to a significant other until something tears them apart. After what is usually a few years the two people will meet up again and be attracted to one another. Such as a boomerang leaves but comes back.
Friend 1: "John started seeing Claudia again; its been 4 years since they were together."
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"
by Toichiro October 14, 2014
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weeaboo theory

The theory that one day there will be more weeaboos than original Japanese people effectively replacing the Japanese culture.
"Hey im thinking of moving to Japan to live among the Japanese"

" don't you know the Japanese are almost extinct?" "its all becoming weeaboos"

Are you talking about weeaboo theory ? "No ways thats real im going anyway!"
by TheHumanMicroscope April 3, 2017
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Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
by mhm jharty September 21, 2011
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Oisinverse theory

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020
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