wank

a rude welsh/scottish term that means fag, the other version, wanker, means faggot.

scottish guy: Oi, look at that british guy!
welsh guy: yeah, hes such a wank

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 16, 2017

Wank

Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.

'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.

by KimSisiTessa February 27, 2008

Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 19, 2010

Wank

To stimulate the male penis by masturbating

Barron was wanking in his bathroom after he got blue balls.

by Supernam January 20, 2007

wank

A wank is a person who is an absolute dickhead or cunt

'omg jack bailed on me again..hes such a wank!"
"your a wank'
" dont worry about sarah shes just a wank"

by baby_gurl23 August 8, 2009

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012