Val

hot but can't spell

"bro val cant spell for shit"

by cait+valboredinspanish January 7, 2022

Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

Pulling a Val

Getting Kicked from a game by way of disconnection

Pulling a Val sucks when you are in the middle of a game

by SSSBTS March 13, 2021

Val

Absolutely the best person in the world. Popular in looks and personality, everybody swoons for him. Short tempered and fierce, fire as a person. He's dumb, really dumb. Super brave and even if he doesn't seem like it at start, he's extremely caring. He thinks of the stupidest stuff to do and never fails to make you laugh. Although he's a jerk sometimes you can't exactly stay mad at his handsome face. You'll always get into in trouble with him but nevertheless it won't stop you from falling in love with him.

Person A: Whoa who is that guy?

Person B: oh , that's Val. I think he's pretty cool

by Catsbp January 22, 2023

ROBIN/ VAL

robin is a wonderful partner and person he is tall kind and lovely i love him so much and i with j could take away all his problems. robin is a nerdy person but i love them for that, i can’t wait to see you in person robin<3

jake: i hate robin/val
milo: i hate you jake go fuck yourself

milo: i love robin/val so much
milo: robin/val is a wonderful person
milo:robin/ val is so handsome/pretty

by milo_is_happy March 4, 2023

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023