african tick

one ball (tesitcle) shown as a gag

Hey, you want to see an african tick. (then you pull one nut out from under you shorts and show it around)

by LongDukDong January 22, 2009

Settle for Ticks

This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.

-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."

-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."

by Bentat December 15, 2010

tick-tock

An increasing sign of insanity, it's often said aloud multiple times by those slowly losing their minds. Often accompanied with a blank stare.

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

Joe: You alright man?

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

beer tick

A male who consumes too much beer and attempts to latch on to a variety of females.

The beer ticks at the frat party were way more than I could handle. Someone should invent a spray.

by beentheredonethat189 June 6, 2010

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

butt-ticks

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.

ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

ditty tick

other word for boob fucking

tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass

by tay raw August 23, 2009