squid

slang for male genitals

Mark: "Paul what are you doing?"
Paul: "Just scratchin' me squid"

by Big Bad Mad M,F'n Marquis July 27, 2006

Squid

One who lacks athletic ability, or is just awkward in sporting events.

"Look at that guy trying to snowboard. What a squid."

by Jordan Floyd January 28, 2008

Squid

Excess skin, inner labia, portuding past the vagina giving it a tentacle look and feel.

So... What did it look like? Was it a peach or a squid?

SQUID! I wanted to pull on them or maybe bite them off.... ehhhh...

by SquidTalker March 27, 2009

squid

Someone is the most left out of the group, or is the worst at most of what the group does. Basically, it is a reference to the character "Squid" from the show ROCKET POWER. Anyone who fits that personality description can be referred to as the squid.

"You're such a squid, bro!"

by Sal Montalvo March 02, 2008

Squid

A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.

Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.

by squidbuster November 02, 2009

Squid

A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.

Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.

by Horny Patty October 13, 2010

squiding

When one man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks out his own sperm with a straw.

The emergency room had three cases in which the patients needed their stomachs pumped due to excessive squiding.

by Squid Squidman May 07, 2003