smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat August 17, 2005

Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.

Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?

by WeekendWarrior22 June 14, 2010

smurfing

A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.

"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"

by Tonya P (blondton13) August 14, 2007

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope February 28, 2005

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 13, 2003

smurf

another term for Blue balls.

My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

smurfing

The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.

-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.

by MissCroft. February 26, 2010