Shark

A animal that only wants to have his dick sucked.

"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"Suck my diiiiiiiick"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"

Shark bitch!

by EATmy@$$ October 17, 2008

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012

Sharks

Sharks - Brilliant. Everything else including Nazi's - Rubbish.

Child: Hey! That slide was brilliant.

Man: No, Child, Sharks are brilliant.

by CharltonTBurton September 5, 2011

sharked

To be checked on and/or watched by office personnel. Activity is most common to events in which people may be having too much fun or are getting loud enough for it to be obvious that work activities are not being performed.

To be caught participating in a non-productive activity.

John's doing another lap around the cubicles; we are totally being sharked.

or -

Seeing any more than three people in a cubicle at any given time caused the office manager to shark the building.

by Lori Wildrick January 2, 2009

a shark

this is just like the little fishy and the big fishy but worse. this is when you take your hand and make a fin-like-shape with your hand. Then really fast you ram your hand into the persons buttcrack. it should hurt them for a while.

i got a running jump and gave my friend a shark in the ass. hahahha! he waddled for like a week.... owned! >:D

by amnesia [aka amber] February 27, 2007

Shark

A shark is an older guy who is attracted to and dates younger girls.

Chris' girlfriend Caitlin was two years younger than him, thus making him a shark.

by CheyTheWolf August 5, 2015

Shark

something bad ass

Yo, look at that delorian, that shit is shark.
Ninjas are shark.

by theopenmatt March 7, 2014