When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
by 660 June 3, 2017
Get the Stinky reubenmug. Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.
by Noober2400 April 7, 2025
Get the Reubenmug. this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.
by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021
Get the Reubenmug. The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.
by Pkay April 19, 2024
Get the Doing a Reubenmug. My name means 'behold a son',Honestly everyone thinks differently about me most treat me harshly but only few treat me nicely, I just want to say that I'm a person who tries to live his life happily with his family , close relatives & friends, anyone who comes in my life I treat them with utmost respect and love them as my own, then it's upto the opposite person what he or she thinks of me and how they treat me but I will never stop loving them🙂
Hi Reuben how was your day?
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.
by ben_za19 November 23, 2021
Get the Reubenmug. reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!
reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
by urchin stomper March 2, 2022
Get the Reuben Hawesmug. Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends
Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019
Get the Reuben and kaimug.