Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Randall Comly

Randall Comly was once the king of simps but ever since he got shot and taken into custody for dealing meth or something, his title of “The King of Simps” has now been passed down to Isaac “Little Bart” Simpson

“Dude did you hear about what happened to Randall Comly, The King of Simps?”

“Yeah, man, looks like it’s Simp Prince Isaac’s turn to take the throne”

by quonradbonar December 05, 2019

Oli Randall

Oli randall is a term used for someone who is a pedophile and has a midget fetish. they are common in mosman.
They also have freckles and enjoy incest

Damn hes an ollie randall

Ollie is a pedo

He is having incest definetely an oli randall

by JONAHSUZIEDOUGLASKERRY November 11, 2019

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Jackson Randal

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.

Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL

by XORGBORG February 20, 2022