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Dick offender

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.
by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016
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Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.
“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019
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National Offend Someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?
by LegitRikki May 20, 2021
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habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
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offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
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Sex offender

by Urlocalhoebitch April 11, 2021
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