Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.

Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual

by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

Mono

Walking W

Don't be Teethruto, be Mono

by Shdkdbxis November 10, 2021

mono compliment

A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.

"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."

"If I was any more amazing I would be God."

"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."

Person 1: "I am so amazing."

Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."

by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014

poly/mono

poly/mono is the first name tyler, the creator from 2004-2005

“If you searched poly/mono up, you a real one”

by ofwgktadgafllbbfsh December 1, 2022

Caca de mono

One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.

🎵 Caca de monooooo, ca.

Caca de mono, caca de mono🎵

by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020

pinches monos

A term for people of dark complexion

No mamez güey los pinches monos estan cruzando la calle.- No way bro the fucking monkeys are crossing the street.

by Jizz daddyo December 18, 2022

Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009