Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 5, 2021

Mom

The worst person in the universe

I'm writing this to piss off my Mom

by I hate my mom very very much November 11, 2021

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 30, 2019

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

Mom

the person that BIRTHED YOU.

Your mom had sex with your dad.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

by jt1234 August 18, 2009