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Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
by Kkiolhlm February 24, 2020
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Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
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A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"
by 0690 February 17, 2020
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A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
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Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.
I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!
by Radkid April 16, 2020
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