by ILoveMichaelScott September 10, 2018
Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.
(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!
by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018
A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.
(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!
by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018
I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese
by JuicyCat May 04, 2021
by PrincessR November 24, 2009
The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.
Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.
by citytv is everywhere April 27, 2006
A condition that affects some atheists, though certainly not all; primarily the ones who are intolerant of religion. Essentially, they take the activities of the westboro baptist church (or WBC) and try to apply them to all Christians, or even to all religious people. The WBC is an extemist hate group, and it is very important to note that they reject, and are rejected by, all other Christian denominations.
This condition may be unintentional, and therefore born out of ignorance; or it may be intentional, and therefore born out of malice.
This condition may be unintentional, and therefore born out of ignorance; or it may be intentional, and therefore born out of malice.
Stupid person: I hate Christians! All Christians protest all the time with signs that say "God hates fags", and they always disrupt funerals and tell everyone that they're going to hell!
Smart person: No, moron, that's only the westboro baptist church, and no other Christians. You're clearly suffering from WBC-itis.
Stupid person: What? I don't understand!
Smart person: I know you don't.
Smart person: No, moron, that's only the westboro baptist church, and no other Christians. You're clearly suffering from WBC-itis.
Stupid person: What? I don't understand!
Smart person: I know you don't.
by klopek007 February 23, 2010