the difference between math and meth

One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...

Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?

by DunkleSans May 18, 2018

that thing between my legs

Yer dick/fanny

What's that thing between my legs

by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016

lips between your hips

the lips down there on a girl between their hips

id like to kiss your lips between your hips

by iloveronnieradke December 6, 2017

kiss the lamb between the ears

It means when you ask someone to suck your dick. (Take out your pockets and those are the ears, then between is your dick)

Hey girl wanna kiss the lamb between the ears?

by fsggdfgf December 31, 2015

Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.

After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.

by ninjabinger November 8, 2020

The Difference Between A Master And A Novice

The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote written by 7th Grader, MMA U16 Champion, Firudin Aliyev

The The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote

by Predator Gaming Clan December 7, 2020

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015