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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.
Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?
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Japanese Haunted Woods

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
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Haunted doll

I doll that is like possessed like dont mess with them
Hey! how are you
my haunted doll killed me last night.
by Urrrrrr mommm June 19, 2022
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