Tinder elder

Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.

Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.

Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.

Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.

by anonymous September 10, 2021

Elder gamer

A gamer that has been gaming at least since the days of the Nintendo entertainment system. Or a gamer over the age of 40.

He played Super Mario Bros. when it first came out. He’s a elder gamer.

by Digipunk June 4, 2021

Elder gamer

A gamer that has been gaming at least since the days of the Nintendo entertainment system. Or a gamer over the age of 40.

He played Super Mario Bros. when it came out. He’s an elder gamer!

by Digipunk June 4, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.

Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.

by websherpa June 10, 2021

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

elder beast

The senior members of the sesh circle. Inducted through a series of trials and questions from pre-existing elder beasts. Must be an aspiring apprentice and show pragmatic approaches to sesh practices to be considered for elder beast

Jimmy was inducted as elder beast as he completed all challenges set.

by Baiting Cult January 3, 2025