council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 30, 2006

Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

by It's a cow luke May 04, 2021

the council house

the british version of the hype house

omg can i join the council house

by idontlikecoffee January 02, 2020

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 31, 2022

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

The Obama Council

All of the Obamas are part of the council, it consists of obama prism, obama sphere, obama cone, obama pyramid and more. There leader is Obama himself. They all alys with joe biodome.

Have you heard of the Obama Council, there like all powerful.

by elk200704 January 22, 2021

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 07, 2021