Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

The Council of willogrove

consists of B.P D.H C.J K.M J.D R.D

The council of willogrove will decide your fate.

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.

Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.

by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006