Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

getting colonial

This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female

That boy is getting colonial!

by Creativity January 08, 2018

Colonial Republic

A republic with colonies

The French Republic is a good example of a Colonial Republic

by Mr I like cheese January 17, 2024

colonial power

When a dick is strongly aggressive towards dogs

My colonial power is angry

by Emialiefhsdf August 17, 2017

sustainable ant colony

A sustainable ant colony is an ant colony that feeds off of a male's semen, usually a horny teenage boy excited by the ants eating his love sauce. The teenage boy then most likely receives a maternal feeling by feeding his 'ant children'.

"Hey, don't tell anyone this but... I have a sustainable ant colony in my room that feeds on my jizz."

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy July 26, 2008