Chong Lee

That one cousin your mom compares you to.

A typical Chong Lee will play at least 5 instruments and speak 4 languages.

Girls will adore him but he doesn’t want to date until he’s at least 19 to stay pure.

He’ll get perfect grades and every teacher will bow to him whenever he’s near and kiss the ground where he’s stepped.

Chong Lee is powerful and in your peripheral vision, you’ll sometimes see his stand. His power is immense.

Parent 1: “You’re such a disappointment”
Parent 2: “Why can’t you be like your cousin, Chong Lee?”

by Egg but he’s lowkey hot May 14, 2020

Smoke a chong

1. Smoke marijuana through a bong. (Australian)
2. Kill an Asian (American)

"Bro hurry up and smoke a chong!"
"Alright, i'll light it up"

by Estoygordo November 17, 2019

chong eye

The way the eyes look droopy and tired when a person has taken some sort of drug.

After smoking all that gange , connor had chong eyes

by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011

chong box

aka marijuana sauna, toking up in a sealed, sometimes small, room or space. the smoke has no way to escape and the high last longer, breathing it in and out.

" duuuude, we totally turned john's walk-in closet into a chong box resterday!"

by Shaka-zulu October 8, 2008

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Chong

Slang word synonymous to bong

Lemme hit that chong braj

by Aytay April 12, 2015

No ching no chong

In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.

Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong

by czpillz March 19, 2008