First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.
If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!
by wild-card March 25, 2010
 Get the Camel Tobascomug.
Get the Camel Tobascomug. by Toad April 6, 2003
 Get the camel toemug.
Get the camel toemug. 1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
by superdddsuperddd June 15, 2010
 Get the camel jackermug.
Get the camel jackermug. by VikingBerserker September 1, 2013
 Get the camel squirtsmug.
Get the camel squirtsmug. A case of Camel Toe so hideously prominent that it can be seen from the rear. When sighted, it can cause nausea and loss of appetite.
Nick: Did you see Camille's camel toe today? Gross.
Lucas: Dude, I was standing behind her earlier. She's got Camel heel too!
Lucas: Dude, I was standing behind her earlier. She's got Camel heel too!
by c0de_RED May 19, 2011
 Get the Camel Heelmug.
Get the Camel Heelmug. by DylMus January 28, 2020
 Get the Camel Mumpsmug.
Get the Camel Mumpsmug. by ryanbks8000x April 29, 2014
 Get the camel jackmug.
Get the camel jackmug.