by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 08, 2014
Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
by cherry cola north February 20, 2024
When ur hunting dat pu$$y, (vault) = pussy. sensational sexual intercourse usually associated with rape
by vaulter hunter2 May 31, 2022
when you're hunting for that pu$$y, (vault) = pu$$y, sensational sexual intercourse, usually associated with rape
by hellohihehe June 03, 2022
A delicate and alluring term for the vagina, evoking the imagery of a treasure hidden behind soft petals.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021